Tagged by ah boy.
Being tagged by ah boy make me feel very kinteo! Ya, I very scared of ah boy ma, so must finished this as soon as possible.
Before that, pink cotton warn me do not simply do the tag, must do it with patient. Ok la, I try to be good girl to tell you some secrets.
1. You know? Ok, I know you do not know. I know there are 2 dogs in this world HATE me very very much without much reason. :( This upset me more than you can ever imagine.
*a^ben starts to play violin as background music*
Long long time ago, it is about 18 years ago (no, this is not fairy tale, this is real life story of mine and yes, it is very long time ago), my cousin's family is doing the catering business. On a one fine day, I followed my cousin to deliver the the food to a neighbour's house. When we reached the house, my cousin put down the food container at the front gate and took the empty one. Suddenly, there were dogs barking furiously at us. Then, I saw 2 short-legged dogs running towards us! *RUN* I ran as fast as I could. The dog owners saved my cousin while I still running for my life. I ran too fast that the owner could not stop me. He yelled at the dogs trying to stop them from chasing after me like mad. But the dogs never listen to him, I doubt they understand our language. I ran across a road and jumped onto a pedestrian. I cant remember what had happened after that. All I can remember is that the pedestrian has SAVED MY LIFE! *SOB SOB* Otherwise, there would be no redsponge here today.
So, I do not understand why the 2 dogs HATE me so much until want to eat me up! I mean my cousin did the same routine everyday, the dogs never bark at her. When I went there with her, the dogs chased us. *sigh*
Luckily, there is no car passing by when I ran across the road. Otherwise...tsk tsk tsk...redsponge mati katak on the road already. *touch wood* Well, maybe I manage to jump over the car like what Jacky Chan did in his movie and become famous female Jackie...hehehe...
*take a look at ah boy*
muu...still got 4 more to go! Better do it fast before ah boy starts to growl!
2. People always thought that I must have been bitten by dog before and that is why I have fear of it. But NO, that is not true. There must be some kind of sickness like phobia towards dog. This one need to consult chen to get the scientific name for that phobia.
3. I am a helpless kid when there is dog(s) that is one cm away from me. You might see me SHOUT~~ JUMP!!! RUN!!~~, etc!
4. Whenever there is a dog a meter away from me, I would send out signal to the one next to me that there is a DOG.
5. Default conversation between my mama and me when there is a dog near me. I think it is due to the reason that my brain does not function properly and cant think of any longer sentence. And same thing goes to my mama. She always repeat the same sentences too, I think she is scared also! HMPH!
Me: DOG, there is a dog!
Mama: You dont show that you are scared!
When dog is getting closer and close
Me: DOG is here!!!
Mama: You dun be scared! It wont bite you!
Me: I am scared la!
Done!
*Throw pai kuat FAR far away so that ah boy will run away*
And, I just want to tag or2ng3s.
18 comments:
u scared of dogs one ah? kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
oh my... all related to dogs!!! sai hmm sai ah??? :P
nvm la... i'll tell ah boy and liucas and pinky's angel and new princess to shoooooooooo far far way... :P
WOOF WOOF!!!!!
wow wow wow~ all about dogs???? LOL.. only 1 thing nia lar, but u sub into 5... *thumb up*
Wah you really scared of dog leh
Never mind next time me chase chase the dog away for you
:)
HAHAHAHA this is all about dogs
wai!...if u don run the dogs wont chase u de!
even if the dog show wanto attack u ,u cannot make any sudden movements like run
sure they chase u...i think they were having fun with u..haahahhahahaha
for training!..i let u train with my brand new PUPPEEE~
^_^
BRAVO..so long din see u write long long post
im enjoying myself eating yoghurt n reading ur post..HAHA
Did u ever eat dog's meat?? People say dogs hate those who eats their meat oh...
wah... now i know the true story behind the phobia...
aiyo... short-legged dog cute cute... no wonder u scared of my old short-legged dog.
i agree with pinkcotton. u don run, the dog wont run fast after u. they will think u play around with them, see who faster... haha... u sure lose.
I tell u something..
I was chased by suku dog during my childhood time too
wanting to bite me too !!!!
Poor me, running like mad to avoid the dogs in the past
I don't like dogs for some time also leh..
In fact i hate dogs for quite a long period of time..
Abuthen, that was the past liao..
Now I LOVE dogs :P
Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
yeah, what Pink Cotton said was true. The more u run, the more the doggies will chase after u. And furthermore, dogs can sense who are afraid or scared of them wan... :P
redsponge jie jie sked of ah boy ah?
dun lah..
ah boy so cute woh...
can know misti better already... :D
opps...sorry is can know redsponge better... :D sorry ya... forgive me ok? i am old already... :(
kyh, hehehe...since it is ah boy that tagged me ma...all hav in my brain is DOG! can't blame me!
or2ng3s, mwhehehe...like i mentioned in the post, my brain cannot work well when doggie is ard ma!
zeroimpact, U R SUPER NICE! THANKS!
pink cotton, who said?! the 2 dogs run FIRST ok?!!! If I stand still, sure I sudah habis dimakan! 'x'!!! They have fun or not, i dunno lor...but u sound like u have fun! ;p Hee ur new puppy is poo poo!
pink cotton, forgot to muacks u just now! *muacks*
papercrazy, no la..i only eat pork, chicken, duck, beef, mutton...doggie eat human, so i dun eat them. HAHA
vampirem, hee...short-legged dog can run slower than me...those 2 lose in the race! ;p u agree with pc hor? very good lor and u can play doggie with her...HAHAH...btw, i never tell u this story kar? hmmm...
chen, *sigh* same fate...but but NO! It is the dog hates me now, not I hate the dog. I mana dare! ;p And, you agree with pc also hor? Good also, u 3 boleh play with dog sama-sama! ;p
ah boy, *trembling* if you can keep a distance from me hor, i will wont takut u lor! and hor no worry, u r cute and have very shiny hair. ;p
sin ling, ewwwwwwww I faint!
no wonder u r scared of mango so much..now i know why.LOL
i was biten by dog b4 too.. yrs ago. i was with my fren and it only wanna bite me! grrrr!
ok now thx for letting me understand why some ppl scard of dog.....
i scared os reptile..same theory huh
finally I'm in here! phewwwww... so difficult to get in to the comment box of people who are using google account.. and my silly.. I change my blog account to google today.. so now I also got difficulty to get in my comment box :(
It's ok lor when you don't like dogs.. everyone get they like and hate things :)
At least you love flowers and baby, yes? :D
13th panda, WHAHAHAHA I screamed out so loudly last year ho? I think this year i would shout louder!
winn, haiyer...but u still hav liucas. Wah...what is the reptile that bite u??? CROCODILE? SNAKE? OR LIZARD? in case u din read it here, i will drop another msg at ur blog there! LOL!
selba, thanks!!!! i love u so much! ^_^ *eyes shining with tears*
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