I don't want to get married next time!

On one fine day, when we were sitting at the living room watching TV in the evening.

The TV was showing Taiwan Program hosted by 黑人陈建州 and 徐薇.

Aden: 妈咪，我以后不要结婚。 (Mummy, I dont want to get married next time.)
Mummy: *????* 为什么？ (Why?)
Aden: *pointing at the TV* 因为boy很高，girl很矮。(Because boy is tall and girl is short!)
Mummy: ...

This is not the first time he told me about it.

When we watched Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding broadcast on TV, I was telling Aden that next time, you will get married like them too. He told me that he does not want to get married and the reason being is he not dare to stay together with a stranger (refer to the bride)!

Kids say the dundest things!

My son missed my wedding!

Aden: 妈咪，你结婚了没？(Are you married?)
妈咪： 结婚了。 (Yes, I am)
Aden： *不开心* 为什么你没有等我出世？ (*Unhappy* Why you did not wait for me?)
妈咪： 做么勒？你要来妈咪的婚礼？(Why? You want to attend my wedding?)
Aden： 嗯！(Yes)
爸爸： 有video勒。等回家给你看video好吗？(Got video. We show you the video later, ok?)
Aden： 好。 (OK)
妈咪： Aden，你知道妈咪跟谁结婚吗？ (Aden, do you know mommy married to who?)
Aden： *想了一下* 跟爸爸。 (*thinking* Papa)
妈咪: 对了。 你怎么会知道？ (Correct, how do you know?)
Aden： *很得意* 因为我们房间有一张照片， 我每天都看一次，所以我知道。 (*Proud* Because there is a photo in our room, I look at it everyday, that's why I know)